Fast forward to 6 months ago. I hadn't used any kind of Linux in ages, and I wanted to try it again to see if it had improved. This time, my distro of choice was Ubuntu, because I heard that it was the best integrated and most user friendly Linux distribution ever.
I had just dismantled all my old computers and shuffled the bits around to make two new machines, so I picked the best for my Linux guinea pig. It was an old Compaq that ended up with a 733MHz P3, 256MB of memory, dual 80GB hard disks, and a Delta 66 soundcard. A bit slow, but if Ubuntu could still run fast on it, extra points for not being bloated!
Installing Ubuntu turned out to be very easy. I downloaded an ISO from the Ubuntu site on my other computer (hey, the more boxes the better right?) and used ImgBurn to burn it to a CD. The guinea pig booted from this CD on the first attempt. A very handy feature of the Ubuntu install CD is that it also functions as a liveCD, so you can try Ubuntu and make sure it works with your hardware before committing to install it to your hard drive.
Anyway, that's exactly what I did. The partitioning program easily shuffled the existing Windows 98 installation to one side and converted the machine to a dual boot. Well, "easily" as in "Crashed halfway through but worked anyway..."
During the installation, it asked for a hostname. It was Linux, and the machine was a bit of a dinosaur, and Soundgarden once did a song called Rhinosaur. I also have a laptop called linoceros, but that's another story.
But I wasn't so impressed with the GUI applications that I tried. I was struggling to see what Linux could actually do for me, now that I was just messing with it at home instead of talking to Sun workstations. It wasn't an office suite: OpenOffice was painfully slow, taking minutes to open a document, though MS Office ran very quickly under Windows 98 on the same machine. It probably wasn't a tool for sound or picture editing either. The GIMP was a lot slower than Photoshop LE had been on the Win98 side of the same machine.
But I was soon to discover that moaning about the GUI was missing the whole point of Linux... tbc