While trying to explain to my mum (or “mom”) what social networking sites and forums are actually for, I was unable to come up with an answer. After a lot of confusion, this led me to the conclusion that the Internet is fundamentally useless, and I decided to stop using it so much for leisure purposes.

If you want to get hold of me badly enough, you can e-mail me! Com at scopeboy dot steve, the address is.

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, write how-tos for Instructables.